GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

1. no1b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

BY JAMIE QUATRO

God is Watching the Apples

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The teacher made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is
watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

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Red Apples Oil Painting by Artamara, click this link to link to the etsy shop.